Plot Twist 

  • Tim Burton: So, Johnny, I'm doing this insane film where the main character wears a colossal amount of white make-up and -
  • Johnny Depp: No.


  • Me: *valiantly obsessing over Harry Potter & The Hunger Games*
  • Friends: Dude, it's just a movie. Shut up all ready.
  • Me: *looking incredulous*
  • Me: *staring friend down hard core*
  • Me: *scrunching eyebrows and curling upper lip*
  • Me: *looking as though I've just stepped in hippogriff turd*
  • Me: Have you ever picked up a fucking book?